burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

its-like-being-at-home:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend

(Source: thespoookysoldier, via marvel-rehab)

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Reunion

Okay if I set up a chat page, you can all message me for the link and we’ll arrange a time? I think I’ve got 5 people interested??? Kirst, Newt, Bella, Em and sugarycloud (I’m SO sorry I don’t know your name but your blog is perf and I love you(and your fics)!!!) I’ll set it up and send links out x

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Guys, Kirst, Newt and I want a reunion  and I don’t know if anyone will see this but message me if you’re up for it???? xxxx

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  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
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  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

(via were-all-storys-in-the-end)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

(via were-all-storys-in-the-end)

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via marvel-rehab)

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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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The most memorable people in your life will be the ones who loved you when you weren’t very lovable.  lovequotesrus (via the-heart-of-the-lion)

(Source: psych-facts, via hausofcoralcunt)

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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